After more than fifteen years of clinical rheumatology, I'm not easily surprised. I don't mean the " gee that is unusual for a vasculitis" kind of surprise; we get that every second or third day. I mean the stand back with a "what the ..." kind of surprise. The kind I mean is like the time during residency when I drained a pleural effusion from one of my cancer patients to find that I was draining pure adriamycin,the result of a central line that was placed right in his pleural space. But today was the day. I was called to see a patient with known gout, treated with prednisone, who developed a painful elbow during tapering. The exam was somewhat difficult because of generalized edema of the extremities,but there appeared to be both a joint effusion and a bursal swelling, although the bursa did not appear to be very inflamed. Because the patient developed the synovitis while on prednisone, was a cancer patient, and had a recent pulmonary infection, I decided to tap the joint to rule out infection. I tried the joint first since the bursa didn't look all that inflammatory and easily got fluid,but as I aspirated, the fluid looked strikingly transparent. It looked like tap water, or perhaps IV fluid. (The color of the fluid on the left is what you would normally expect, on the right is the fluid I got)

I was so startled that I stopped with needle in place and looked the scene over to be sure that I hadn't somehow needled some sort of catheter and was aspirating normal saline. Nothing. I pulled out five ml and then tried the bursa as I hadn't found anything inflammatory in the joint. Same result.
Although the fluid was obviously non-inflammatory I checked it out under the microscope just out of curiousity. Nothing much. In fact, all I saw was about one single rbc per high power field. ( It is strangely relaxing to watch a single rbc tumble across your visual field; highly recommended)
I never actually diagnosed the painful condition. I doubt the effusions aspirated had anything to do with it. I suspect there was a goutty peri-arthritis with a coincidental effusion from the anasarca, or perhaps a sympathetic effusion which was particularly clear because of the anasarca. It resolved with an increase in prednisone dose. In any case, my first anasarca joint effusion.